Our "If I Wanted to Hear from an Asshole, I Would Have Farted" Pet Tank Top is designed for pets with a playful and sassy attitude. If your furry friend has a knack for selective listening and a low tolerance for nonsense, this tank top is the perfect addition to their wardrobe.
Crafted with comfort and style in mind, our pet tank top is made from soft and breathable fabric to ensure your pet stays cool and comfortable. The sleeveless design allows for unrestricted movement, making it ideal for walks, playtime, or lounging around the house.
The witty and humorous "If I Wanted to Hear from an Asshole, I Would Have Farted" design is printed with high-quality ink, showcasing your pet's sassy and no-nonsense personality. It's a fun statement that resonates with pet owners who appreciate their pet's ability to filter out unwanted interactions.
Available in various sizes to accommodate pets of all breeds, our "If I Wanted to Hear from an Asshole, I Would Have Farted" Pet Tank Top is a must-have for pet owners who want to showcase their pet's sassy side. Let your pet make a statement and bring smiles with this bold and entertaining tank top.
Order our "If I Wanted to Hear from an Asshole, I Would Have Farted" Pet Tank Top today and let your pet express their selective listening skills while looking adorable!
Custom pet clothes are more than just good fashion, they’re also perfect for keeping your tiny (or not so tiny) friend warm. This pet tank is 100% cotton for base colors but includes polyester in heather variations. It is safe to machine wash and comes in multiple sizes: M - XL. For breeds with larger chests, sizing up is recommended.
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5 oz/yd² (169 g/m²))
.: EasyTear™ label
.: Note: For breeds with a larger chest, purchase one size up from the weight range. Pet tanks run small
.: NB! Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1" - 2"
